4 out of 5 voices in my head say call in sick.
I'm a personal assistant three days a week, which means, I'm a dog-walker, housekeeper, property-manager, house-keeper, occasionally making bank deposits and babysitting; and 2 or 3 days a week just a housekeeper; 7 days a week a single mom; oh, did I mention, I'm a housekeeper; also help out with private parties, bar mitzvahs, dishwashing, arranging beautiful food trays; smiling hellos and goodbyes and how nice to see you(r fat, aging, narcissistic asses) again, blah, blah, blah.
Yup. Olive mah jobs.